It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
 
 

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
 
 

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
 
 

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
 
 

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
 
 

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
 
 

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
 
 

Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.
 
 

C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
 
 

C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog